✈ Onwords, Forwords, Upwords, & Some Gibberish

I'm Fluent

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Ew.

Today.
Shit blows
Do not even know what to do with myself.
Desperately want to rant and kick and scream.
But instead I will sit here pretending to be a sane and rational semi-adult.
Yup.
FML.

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higgitusfiggitus:

the problem with my life is that I’m a world-class comedian but nobody around me is advanced enough to recognize my genius.

Story of my life. Being a beacon of wit can be fantastically lonely.